Crack and Emoness At Its Best.

SO.

I'm writing a few new sexy shiz.

A NaruMina. YES IN THAT ORDER. It's based off of this one Idea I had a couple years ago where Naruto barters with the Reaper to release his father's soul and seals him into a clone's body. ANYWAY. Orochimaru's back via seperation from Kabuto again and well, he catches Minato and tries to take over his body and by then, Naruto's almost Hokage, and he's mastered Nine-Tails mode and absorbed the Kyuubi entirely, and uh, uh...

Naruto kicks ass like usual, and takes Minato back and Tsunade heals him and uhhhhh....>_____> Shit happens... You know, the spicy, smexy, good shit. xDDDD;;;

And then, as a challenge to myself and from Rochelle, I'm writing a SasuNaru. -_-;;

Well, anhyway the plot from that one is that Naruto kills the Kyuubi because Sasuke said he'd never be anything without it and anyway...Uhhh...yah. 8D

And then me and Rochelle are gonna collab a fic.

THE WHOLE THING YOU HEAR NEXT IS ENTIRELY UP FOR CHANGE AT ANY MOMENT:

The fic's first chapter is ItaSasu, where Itachi gets Sasuke a sexy looking car for his bday and they break it in....8D ItaSasu against the steering wheel and front seat....

Second chapter is a revamp of an rp we'd done over our cellphones and lost the texts... ANYWAY, this chapter is GaaSasu (Yes, Sasuke is definitely the fucking uke in this one. xD) And they do it on the damn hood of the car. IN PUBLIC. 8DDD Need I say more?

Third chapter is ShikaSasu... In the backseat. *coughs*

And we may or may not have a fourth with NejiSasu (against the trunk of the car)  or the aforementioned three totally dominating Sasuke at his house... We'll see. xDDD

God, do I love my (and her) mind....

AND I'M STILL WORKING ON THAT DAMN SASSYSHIKAPUFF THING. It's...almost done. xDD

Annnd now I decided I'm gonna write a NejiSasu for the hell of it. Why? BECAUSE I CAN. I have so much shit I need to/should write, but ROFL who cares? *giggling madly* I'm so wired I don't care~ <333

Yeah, I get it you're an outcast, always under attack. Always coming in last, bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass. So paranoid, WATCH YOUR BACK!


Soooo, I'm proud of myself. I wrote three smut chapters. All of it was FaytxAlbel, but oh well. BETTER SMUT THAN NO SMUT. And anyway, I was playing SO3 and I was in the Surferio Dungeon and...well, I got all the way to the boss thinggy...and kept dying. IT WAS BAD. Then again, I was only level 15 LMAO. xDDD

In other news, I was playing Dissidia... You know, I've come to realize....the entire fucking cast is gay. LMAO. xDDD It really is a goddamn harem, if you play it, you'll know what I mean.

Played Brawl the other day. I swear to god Ike is a Marth/Roy crackchild. I WILL WRITE ABOUT THIS SOMEDAY. I WILL. xDDD

You know, I need a GacktxHyde icon. Or at least a ShoxKei icon for this journal. After all, my SN was inspired by Gackt's song 'Vanilla'. xDDD

WHICH REMINDS ME.

CLOUDxRENO IS LIKE GACKTxHYDE ONLY NOT. WOOO. Oh, and if you ask me, Cloud would make a very sexy Gackt. Reno would be a sexy Hyde. Since he's a dirty little pervert like that. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HYDE'S SONG SEASON'S CALL?? I SWEAR TO GOD HE WROTE IT ABOUT GACKT AND NOT HIS WIFE, DAMMIT. WHO THE HELL USES THE LIKE "CAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL YOU IN ME" ABOUT A WOMAN?! xDDDDD

....Ahem. Getting back on subject. (There was a subject? O_o)

Totally had this SO3, Naruto, and .hack crossover dream last night, it was epic and full of yaoi 8DDD

Endrance and Albel got in a fight (again. Albel apparently cannot get it through his head he'll always lose to Endrance when Endrance has Macha and Haseo xDDD)

ANYWAY. Speaking of .hack, Firion in Dissidia is like a fucking KuhnxEndrance crackchild. He has Kuhn's VA, acts a lot like him, and has a goddamn rose obsession. It's pretty funny to watch. And watching him hit on Cloud amuses the hell out of me. Their battle scene was sexy. Totally should've turned out smutty in the end but stupid Cloud had to clam up. >_>

OH WELL.

Uhhh, that's all I have to report! I shall write more when I think of more. Till, then, kiddies!!

-T.A.


Oh my, here we go. Another loose canon gone bi-polar. Slipped down, couldn't get much lower. Quicksand's got no sense of humor, I'm still laughing like hell. You think that by cryin' to me, lookin' so sorry that I'm gonna believe you've been affected by a social disease, well then, TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

I meant to do this Monday but I got distracted by having to go to Social Security Office and do my interview there so I can apply for S.S.I. and whatnot. ANYWAY.

OH MY GOD.

So, on Saturday morning, my family's like, "GET UP, GET DRESSED, AND PACK WE'RE GOING TO YOUR AUNT'S." And I'm like "O_O HOSHIT!!" So I'm scrambling around, and it's like, seven in the fucking morning. So, I pack, get shit ready, and we were SUPPOSED to leave by 12 but our dumbass dog gets carsick and it took us a damn hour to chase him down and get the leash on him. ¬¬

So, anyway, we drive down there, I give hugs, ect, and immediately get on the phone and call my OTHER aunt, and ask her if I can come over and stay with my cousin and she's like 'yeah, sure, I'll come pick you up when I'm off of work'. So, around 6ish, she picks me up, and AKLJDEHGAJKFRGAER WIIIIINNN. I park my ass in my cousin's room, we set up her little table and put her TV on it, I take out my gamecube that I brought (Dude, can you imagine that I fit a GC, a PS2, about 12 games, and three sets of clothes in ONE school-sized backpack??) and we set it up... We played Tales of Symphonia for like, ever, and then went and had dinner at like, 11, and came back, stuck in Smash Brothers Melee and spazzed around on that.

We went to bed about 1 or so. We woke up around 7 next morning and we played ToS til about 12, and we'd had to babysit some friend's of the family's kids. But it was all good.

So, anyway, we decided something insanely epic. Conversation as follows:

Me: "Hey,"
Rochelle: "Hm?"
Me: We should, like, totally play SSBM and try to recreate the epic 'altar scene'.
Rochelle: ROFL!! Okay.

The 'Altar Scene' in question spans from the last time I was down there and stayed a whole month. We were playing SSBM. And we were both playing Marth. I was Marth's black costume and she was in his white one. So, anyway, I'd just tossed her in Hyrule temple and, you know that small ledge thing on the right, right after the middle platform and the one on the ledge? Yeah, that. Anyway, she landed on it face up, and I ran over and started top use my Shield Breaker move. Anyway, we had to pause at that exact moment for dinner and--well-- It looked like White!Marth was on a freaking altar and Black!Marth was about to cleave him in two with his sword. xDD LOLOL. So, we'd saved the pic on my aunt's cell phone but she didn't have texting at the time so I wasn't able to send it.

Sadly, the pic got deleted. Anyway, we'd decided to play SSBM and see if we could recreate it. Only, this time instead of Marth/Marth, we decided Marth/Roy. LOL.

It was insane and epic. Much crackyness ensured in trying to get this to happen. And after we finally got it right, we decided to see what other 'yaoi' pictures we could take because serveral pauses inbetween trying to get the pose right looked insanely wrong. So, needless to say we got a few pictures and I managed to send/text them to my email. Pictures below, though they are fairly small:





(slightly different one)


Annnd finally:



LOL this one comes from us being on a Melee Team against level 9 Marth and Roy's. So... we dash+grab'd our doppelgangers at just the same damn moment on that slope in Hyrule Temple (Can you tell that's our favourite?) and I paused just after...and this is how it looked. I was like "LOLOL SELFCEST!!" and we couldn't stop laughing for ten damn minutes. Rochelle had to use her asthma inhaler like, three times before she calmed down. xDD It was so damn epic. We played until 3:30 AM then went to bed.

We woke up at 5:45 and proceeded to pack up my GC and my clothes, ect. Then, we went to my other aunt's house and there, I plugged in the PS2, and proceeded to play .hack//GU Vol. 3: Redemption. LOL. Sad thing: In my rush to pack, I'd forgotten my Mem. Card. xDD Oh, well. ANYWAY, I played and Rochelle watched and we were having a fucking ball watching Endrance fawn all over Haseo and just hit on him, ect. xDDD It was so epic. We proceeded to keep playing until around 2:30 and then I finally had to stop and pack it up again cause we had to go home.

So, all in all, good times were had, children were scarred, and one, corrupted into a yaoi fangirl. 'Twas gewd. GEWD, I SAY! xDD;;